Holidays, Holes and Hope

It’s the end of yet another set of holidays, and, yet again, I find myself wondering how time flies by. December 5^th has turned to December 30^th, as after a cursed and delayed journey, I check back in to my room in R-land. It was another waste of 3 weeks, as I spent the days out leaving all those plans made early in the semester in shambles. The chance of a summer internship- abroad or otherwise- seems very bleak, considering the fact that I’m yet to make my resume. So does the chance of gaining any love and/or respect among any past batch-mates, considering the fact that I called up only one of them, and that too only once during my entire stay. In short, I’ve been a fiend of a friend, a shallow student, and worst of all, a sallow son. And what do I do to make up for it? Sit up at one in the morning to type it all out. The lessons learnt...

 

I also happened to catch two movies in the theatres during the holidays- Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi and Ghajini. Both were highly incredulous too many times to like, but the former’s music only slightly helped it stay afloat in my sea. The more memorable watches were the repeat watches of the Pirates series- you can’t get tired of Jack Sparrow too soon! Also, I posted on this page an incredible eight times, which reminds me I really feel Sushi’s absence in the comments pages.

 

Over 2000 kilometres apart, the irony is too good to ignore. Last night, I was sleeping at home with the air-conditioner turned on, and as soon as I got out of the bus a few hours ago, my feet froze in a flash, my jaw clenched close tightly, and my arms went all around my chest looking for a way to keep warm. Even the 30-second stroll to the canteen from the room was quite a struggle, with the swirling mist hissing and striking hard on my cheeks. A steaming-hot soup Maggi was what it took to wrench open my jaw again, and after that light dinner, I checked back into my room, to see that even with the heater turned on, the temperature was a measly fifteen degrees Celsius. I’m sure this winter is going to be tough on us 8’o’clockers from the Electrical department!

 

I know resolutions aren’t my thing (as stated here) but, boy, I need some prayers for the year to come! The competition is ever-increasing, the cut-throat nature of this whole process is definitely not built for someone like me, but, as they say, when the going gets tough, the tough get growing.

Loony List 1: Delicious Dishes Dug

First things first, merry Christmas everybody! It’s a relief of a holiday for parents, which means my face is administered a thorough check-up by Mom, and all possible remedies for those blackheads/ whiteheads/ pimples/ what-not are peacefully ignored as I go on practising my classy albeit slow rendition of N.I.B. by Black Sabbath on my guitar (whose story can be found here).

 

I’d been to my school yesterday, and the breathless wait notwithstanding, I shuddered when I reached the gate and in another one of the now-common panic attacks that I have, I feigned a phone-call and went past the gate some five more times, waiting for a mate to turn up to give me company. But, fate is cruel to cowards, and as I ran out of balance and patience, I mustered enough courage to walk till the portico and start running through the notice boards. Ah, nothing’s changed, I thought to myself as I ran through the list of school’s achievements. Cowardice still had me in its grip, though, as I didn’t dare to step inside fearing a barrage of teachers to wish, and catch up with. Wait a minute- this is what I had turned up for! But, I continued to stand, stare, feign a few more phone calls until one of the organising alumni turned up, and a few greetings and conversations later, so did the mate I was waiting for.

 

Unfortunately, I had conveniently forgotten the fact that school functions rarely begin on time- we had reached dot at half past three and there were only four souls to be seen in the hallowed quadrangle, and I looked at the stage where the morning assemblies were held, a smile on my face. Mate and I then proceeded for a walk around the school’s corridors, revisiting many an old classroom, and also commenting on what a disgrace it was to put class ten on the first floor alongside ten-year-olds. The old store-room, later converted into a room for the then-newly restarted class eleven had now been made the maths lab. Mate said he still felt like throwing around things in that room; for us, it’d always be the dump yard.

 

Old teachers were greeted, names forgotten and retold, memories revived, many a smile here and a smirk in jest there- nostalgia was clearly the order of the evening. Two hours later, spent roaming around in the grounds and the cycle stand, we went back to the quadrangle to see more excited pass-outs bumbling about, and a few girly shrieks were heard and ticked off. The teachers were definitely having a ball- some even posing for pictures with every single alumnus they met- God only knows when, or even if, you people will turn up again. I was disappointed to see the sea-change in one of my favourite teachers- the prim and proper (as in that wonderful story in class six whose name I forgot) lady was now a hasti-khilti friendly teacher. The earlier avatar was so much more memorable, I thought to myself. The favourite class-teacher was seen, too, and after a gasping exclamation of ‘Murty!’ she was lost in work and other alumni, not to be seen again for the rest of the evening.

 

The school in twilight and dark has always fascinated me, and as the clock went past 180 degrees, the alumni meet officially began. By this time, most other batch-mates had duly turned up, and after an initial measly four, it was our year’s batch with the highest strength, and also the highest level of complacency as we totally ignored the speeches, poems, woeful anchoring and the usual hullabaloo associated with social occasions. People from many a batch came and spoke about their colourful memories from school- no one, unfortunately, was in a comic mood, and as my erstwhile classmates continued to push me onstage, my reservations took over and I stayed put. Meanwhile, one by one, people went on stage, spoke something into the mike, and went to receive what-looked-like-mementos from the new principal. What’s he ever done that I haven’t in school, I muttered. Later, I found out, everyone was going on stage at random, giving their name and what they were doing now, and then went on to receive some tokens of gratitude. Pulling along a friend who said she still hadn’t overcome her stage fright, I went to those steps to the stage where I’d been so few times, but each being memorable in its own right. The friend went, spoke uncharacteristically confidently into the microphone, leaving me to follow as she went on to collect her souvenir. Yours truly put a spring in his step, jumped up to the podium, put his mouth to the microphone, and spake thus:

“Good evening, everyone! My name’s M.V.R. Murty and I’m from the class of 2005. Questions asked- What’s your name, batch and what’re you doing now? My name and batch I’ve told you already, and what am I doing? Well, at present, I’m embarrassing myself on stage!”

 

Most teachers who cared to hear in the front row either gasped, put up a contorted expression, or just said- Still the very same. He won’t ever change!

 

The principal said while handing me the souvenir, “I didn’t get a word of what you said. Still, hope to see you next year!”

 

Same here, Ma’am! Same here...

 

P.S.- Oh, did I forget? I’m scrapping the lists idea. I’m too lazy to make those lists. I’m too lazy to change the title as well.

 

P.P.S.- The accompanying friend later thanked me for helping her fight her stage fright. When asked if I ever had some, I quipped “Didn’t you hear me speak into the mic?” and smirked confidently. She said “No, obviously!”

All Apologies

I’m back again. I tried it all. I saw two riveting Bourne movies, felt too tired to watch Wall.E and saw one of my, and, as I found out later, one of Aamir Khan’s favourite movies- Forrest Gump once again. I saw four days of high-quality cricket- as expected in a clash between the world’s top two teams. I stared at Shambhavi for about 133 seconds but even good looks can’t save a show as doomed as G-Talk is. How can you expect a show hosted by too incorrigibly unintelligent, nosily noisy and irritatingly giggly chicks- one not even pretty- to survive my remote’s ungrateful juggernaut? I tried sitting online- visible, for a change- for four hours at a stretch and that too not in the happy hours. I even tried becoming a regular viewer of Saas, Bahu Aur Saazish but nothing worked. The only option that’s been left untried is that gleaming DVD in the back of the laptop case containing 3 seasons of bites of heaven in the form of that goddess called Cobie Smulders. I restrain myself from doing that because of my unspoken law of following a maximum of three TV shows at a time. Thankfully, Heroes has completed season three. But, two episodes remain for me to watch. I even went outside- alone, for the first time in these holidays. But, even that venture ended up in me either muttering about all the stupid people along the way, or humming Society by Eddie Vedder.

 

This overwhelming lack of zest has left me in a state where even my grammar has taken a beating. Good music gives respite only for a few minutes. Even the Sudoku is now done and thrown away with contempt. Television is a drag- even with over a 100 channels, although discounting the vernaculars, it’s probably six dozen. I’ve become the epitome of the lost geek- I lack passion for everything. The only thing that interests me apart from chatting with my family, is chatting with a pair of twins I haven’t met in nine years. But, they live in a time-zone that’s almost a mirror image of time here- an eleven-and-half hour time gap. Other people I’d like to chat with are either in situations where I’d rather not bug them with whines like this, or are never to be found. The only thing to look forward to seems to be the school alumni meet four days away. Even Douglas Adams’ sequels seem rather dull- I only read a chapter a day now, compared to a book a day some time ago.

 

The last way I wanted to post again was this. Oh, I had such brilliant plans. Or what I thought to be brilliant. The prevailing cynicism, though, now suggests that I’d be the only one who’d think so. OK, I’d let it out. I had planned to make seven lists of my top six for the year gone by- 42 things of the year. The last list, to be published on the last day of the year, was supposed to be my top six moments of the year. Others were the top six songs I heard in the year, top six movies seen, six things that I’d rather not have happened with me, six people to watch out for in the year to come, six dishes I totally dig, and six quizzes I’d love to do in the next year but trust myself to be too lazy to make. But it all seems like a worthless exercise now. I can’t believe how I’m able to survive without little or no passion for almost anything. The usual spring in my voice on the phone is now replaced by a morose ‘pata nahi’ for just about everything. Even the prospect of staring at the usually-mesmerising Parizad Kolah doesn’t sustain my interest for more than a minute now- probably because Navjot Singh Sidhu’s incessant, unnecessary laughter kind-of puts me off. I find Raghu’s blatant bleeping on Roadies more interesting. That and the promise of Premier League football may make for a better weekend. Or else, they might make for another long drag of a post.

 

If only I had that NDTV Imagine pack. Oye, It’s Friday seems to be a bit of relief from the mundane bunch of TV shows nowadays. So does Fantastic 5 on MTV. But it’s only a five-minute filler, as the name may suggest. Oh, if you’re really on the dole, then try reading the whole of the Tickr on MTV- you’ll realise there are more jobless people than you- a fact that may be comforting, in the right mood.

 

P.S.- Roadies this season so far seems to be heading for only one word- DUD. The auditions throw up stupid people, and the ones chosen are even more so. Plus, there’s no chick factor, either, yet. The Ahmedabad and Bangalore auditions, for instance, were a farce.

 

P.P.S.- Sometimes I almost feel people with exams right now are darn lucky. And, curse Microsoft for not putting Minesweeper in Vista Business. Now, how do they expect one to be busy?

Nostalgia, Nineties and New pinch!

I was thinking that I’m about to go crazy. I do that quite often. Think, that is. I had to wait for another day. A full two hours away. Jason Bourne gladly obliged...

 

It’s 1:47 a.m. as I start typing out yet another post- I’d made a note on the sidebar before I started the movie lest I forget what it was to be about. Dad just purchased that ubiquitous GRE preparation book. For Big B. I laid my hands on it a day before he could. The look of the packet gave away the fact that it wasn’t a second-hand copy. Boy, no! It was a spanking new 2008 edition cover. White and a shade of sea green whose precise name I don’t know- my vocabulary is limited when it comes to colours. I guess turquoise and fuchsia are as far as I go. (The fact that MS Word 2007 thinks it’s spelled right has me very pleased!)

The packet looked inviting, even more inviting than the bunch of The Hindu newspapers- Deccan Chronicle is entertaining alright but you can’t survive without a proper newspaper for more than four days. (May I gleefully add, I actually went through over half of the Sunday magazine supplement today- and I must say, it’s a most wonderful joyride!) The clock has just gone past 2 a.m. and my internet connection’s happy hours start now. I’ll just move over to the room with the router, and be right back. You may go and pick up a cuppa coffee, till then...

 

OK. I’m back. So, where were we? Yes, I’d just laid my hands on Big B’s brand new book, and opened it with little or no regret. The smell of a new book is intoxicating, highly pleasurable, and in this case, brought back some sweet memories...

 

The re-opening of school is this seriously amazing time- the holidays are long beyond a point, and even the fiercest of school-haters get bored enough to want to go back to school. Ah, back to school! The phrase was all over- on people’s lips, their bags, the stickers on their books. Oh! The best part about being back to school was new books! The long waiting in the non-existent queues, the ever-present heckling over the prices, and the overwhelming curiosity to see how colourful the books would be! The big fat ones were always eyed with suspicion, and although one would be very happy to see they were not going into his/her packet, the curiosity to hold even those mountains was always present in the back of the mind. It would be one long, seemingly longer wait to get home and scythe through those packets and lay our hands on the shiny new books! Oh, boy! The calls from the parents to wait till the haldi (turmeric) was applied were almost always disdainfully ignored- at least when it came to the books of that one wonderful subject. After all the covers had been compared- even those of Big B’s- our greedy hands would go straight to the English books- the readers, to elaborate. We’d finish off the whole book the very night- the Maths and Science books would lie untouched for most of the year, leave alone that particular night! But the English books were spared that fate- when the reader was finished being read, and discussed animatedly, sometimes even the main course book, better known as MCB or even MSB in some places, would be scourged for stories, if any.

I remember how my spirits weren’t so high waiting for the class 9 English books, having read Big B’s already. The change in CBSE syllabus couldn’t have come at a better time! Plus, it had stories by O. Henry, R.K. Narayan and Guy de Maupassant- a total joy for short-story lovers! The poetry section was classy- although the archaic language tried its best to make it difficult to digest. I also recall how classes 11 and 12, where I’d shifted to the A.P. state syllabus, were so very disappointing, with almost all stories being repeated, and very few good new ones. Big B had better ones, including the first-ever detective novel- The Moonstone- for full novel-reading. We had Treasure Island, for god’s sake! Brilliant book it is, but more than half of the class had read it multiple times years ago! Not me, though. But I sympathised, and thus, echoed the disappointment anyway.

Anyway, my favourite English reader was the one we had in class 7- not sure whether it was the one published by Oxford or McMillan. But it had some of the most brilliant stories- especially considering the fact that it was a class 7 book. The likes of Riding The Divorce Express, The Slaughter Of The Lamb (by Roald Dahl, I guess), The Monsoon by Khushwant Singh and Rikki Tikki Tavi by Rudyard Kipling are still revered greatly. After You, My Dear Alphonse was nice, too.

And, for the record, I screwed my chance of topping my school in the class 10 board exams in English, thanks to some unforgivable mistakes like not knowing what to fill in ‘He came home and took ___ his boots.’ I had no idea, for some reason, and guessed ‘out’. I got 95. My teachers weren’t too pleased. And, the state board? Don’t even talk about it. Class 11 boards- I thought I wrote a near-perfect paper and got 90. I toned down the language, shortened my answers, actually read a guide for English (a total disgrace, forced upon me though) and after writing the class 12 paper, said confidently- “I challenge you to give me anything less than ninety-freakin’-nine.”

 

I got 80.

Dostana, Digression and... Dhupia?!

Today’s a Tuesday, meaning it’s the day for one of my favourite columns in The Hindu- Know Your English. The knowledge gained today was particularly interesting, the standout being the phrase ‘academic bulimia’. It really amazes me as to how the languages sometimes have the exact words or phrases for common things- and trust me, look up the phrase, unless you know it already, and you shall be, too! Another interesting titbit of info was about the pronunciation of ‘potpourri’. So many years of reading and using the word, and only today did I realise that there’s a silent ‘t’! That’s what I love about this column- it’s almost always got a revelation in store! In fact, the juicy quote at the bottom of this column every week is the source for my most-used quote, which can be found a few pixels to the right of what you’re viewing presently. Of course, too many variations of the same have now been used by a gamut of celebrities- including the one by Neha Dhupia, where the feet in the quote were replaced by... you should know it- I can’t mention it here- on a FilmFare cover .

 

(Digression- It’s the Dostana playlist playing right now, and the very song Lefty wanted on my playlist last time out!)

 

Anyway, chatting with a friend on Gmail the other day, I mentioned that I was obsessed with my blog these days, and that everything seems worth a post- more and more signs of shifting to the second type of bloggers. Sad for them. Oh, another digression, please.

 

(Digression- Did I forget to mention in the music post, that I totally dig Shut Up & Bounce, and it was on the playlist that night? Although I so didn’t dig the unofficial Indian ambassador to the city of London, Ms. Big Brother, in the video!)

 

A glance at my last three posts revealed that I blabbered on TV, music, movies and food- pretty much everything I’m upto in these holidays, unlike others off to the explore the wonders of the world, in Egypt and China, to be precise. Can’t wait for their excited narrations. Speaking of Egypt, I saw The Bucket List last night. Very nice movie. Another Morgan Freeman starrer on the list of movies I like- this brilliant actor might as well take over SRK, at least numbers-wise! I also happened to watch a movie called Definitely, Maybe. It’s a 2008 release, and of the actors, I only knew Rachel Weisz (pause for drool and starry-eyed sigh... and we’re back), and had kind-of heard of Ryan Reynolds. I’m not really sure which genre to club it in- romance might fit best, although rom-com isn’t too bad either. Again, I might be walking a tightrope saying this- Big B gave me a most quizzical look and said I had pathetic taste- but I really liked the movie- especially Abigail Breslin as the protagonist’s 11-year-old daughter, Maya. Plus, Isla Fisher’s really cute in the movie, playing April Hoffman, and Rachel Weisz as Summer Hartley is, as always, worth pausing and drooling. The pause-and-drool list, by the way, is ably led by Catherine Zeta-Jones and Nicole Kidman, among a host of others. I tend to make up this list whenever there’s a new addition.

 

The MTV Tickr, a fairly popular addition this year to the channel, was looking for writers, the other day. On some days, I seriously think it does need good ones, badly, although the guy/gal writing the Uday Chopra or Ghajini jokes isn’t really bad. The horoscope guy is simply pathetic- seems like just a space-filler.

 

(Digression- Dance Pe Chance has weird lyrics, but I guess with that kind of title, it’s warranted!)

 

Speaking of horoscopes, I’d like to let you in on some more about me. I simply love reading the horoscope in the papers every day. Before you add a few more points to my weird quotient, may I add that I do so only after the end of the day. I just like to measure how they accurate they turn out to be, and the days they do turn out to be even a little close to reality- after various twisting, twirling and imaginastics operations- I smile and go on to read Calvin and Hobbes, which, needless to say, is simply mind-blowing! My philosophy when it comes to astrology and horoscope, is borrowed from the beginnings of quantum mechanics- take known results and fit them into theories, or build theories around them. That way, the chance reading of my Chinese zodiac sign’s Wikipedia entry was great fun. The thing with astrology, at least in the case of sun-signs and Chinese zodiac, that most people dismiss as inaccuracy is actually quite unfortunate. Of course, it’s impossible to predict one’s characteristics when hundreds of thousands of completely distinct people are born in the same year, or the same span of weeks. But, the characteristics that these methods attempt to give are only a set of traits that may define a person, and it isn’t necessary that one fits all- one is supposed to fit only a particular subset of that set. Try looking at it this way, and you might just be able to appreciate such things. My Chinese Zodiac sign- Horse- is amazingly close to being me, especially that particular paragraph about secrets on the Wikipedia page, left me awe-struck. Mom and Big B are both Tigers, something the latter always uses in arguments involving deciding who’s more majestic.

 

(One final digression- Just finished playing the whole RNBDJ album. Not as impressive as the reviews, but Haule Haule is too charming to snub the album! And, a tip for all those with a small but growing library- just play the Rock On album when you run out of tracks; there’s a song for every mood!)

 

Before I sign off, I feel very strange ending a post without any post-script(s). No useless info to add. Sigh!

Confessions of a glutton

(Originally published on December 13, 2008 at 3:37 p.m.)

The plates, sparkling clean, are inverted, and they stare upwards, their mouths open. The glasses are subjected to, and they do, the same. The vessels with the steaming pappu (Dal, in Telugu), the delightful baingan ka bharta, and the distinctive palak paneer, and of course, rice, come in, and are carefully placed on the little stands, so as to not bother the delicate tablecloth. As the food starts getting served on everyone’s plates, I look up to notice Big B’s absence on my side of the table in the now almost set formation. The delectable aroma of the bharta, though, distracts me, and, having washed my hands a few seconds ago, I set my sights on a wonderful dinner, which is to be finished by curd-rice, with a most delicious combination with achaar (pickle).

This dinner is one week into the holidays. Plus, the food’s nothing distinctively Andhra, or even South Indian for that matter, apart from the dal. So, a blog post on that? For me, this dinner was, after a long while on our dining table, for a change. OK, looks like, I’ve got some background info to give now...

Mom’s in NTPC, and we used to live in the quarters, till I finished Class 10. The township is almost 40 kilometres off the main city of Vizag, and my brother’s college, which he was joining then, is a further 15 kilometres away. (I hope I’m not mixing up my tenses, here) So, we shifted to the city, on rent, where Mom and Dad would shuttle to their respective offices daily, Big B to his college, and me to my coaching classes- a five-minute walk away. But, most of our essential furniture, to this day, remains in the NTPC house, where Mom has to stay whenever she’s got her duty.

Well, I could’ve just said we live in two places, and this is where the dining table (and a 29-inch TV!) is, but I guess it’s clearer this way, and by now, I guess you know that I like the longer ways out! So, our dining table is in NTPC, and we’re here, too, minus Big B, who’s gone to play in the University Nationals Tennis in Vellore. Let me tell you, as stupid as it sounds, it’s two totally different things eating at the dining table with the idiot box a room away switched off for good, and eating otherwise. And, this experience is much more wholesome. For me, the best part about eating at home, apart from the run-of-the-mill reason- Mummy ke haath ka khana- is eating by hand, or not using spoons (I hope I got the phrase right). I always add a particular anecdote when I’m telling this to friends. Akshay Khanna was on this eatery show on a news channel one Sunday, and the anchor was surprised to see him, eating by hand. He replied, “Eating is an experience, that should satisfy all the senses- you see the food, you smell it, you taste it, you can hear yourself eating it, and the sensory experience is complete only when you feel the food with your hands.”  I have this unexplained sentimental thing for not eating by hand at the insti- I guess the food there isn’t exactly what I’d like to experience too often! But, at home, every single time the food slides down my hand into the mouth, I feel grateful for these wonderful moments!

 

Speaking of moments, I’m reminded of my wonderful plans for the blog, and I plan to release them later, but assure every jobless soul reading that I’ve got loads to offer for the rest of this month, even after 4 posts this month- almost like, leading up to a grand first bloggiversary! So, regular readers/torturees, rejoice/wince! I guarantee at least a few more posts, a few more insights and opinions, whines and winces, revelations and somnambulations  (if there’s a word like that), till the end of this year, hopefully!

 

Signing off, with a short post, for a change!

 

P.S. – I hope jobless is not taken literally. Please. It’s just a slip of tongue, or rather, slip of index fingers.

 

P.P.S. – Full respect to those who use spoons when eating rice, or those who eat only rotis for meals, but, honestly, you’re missing out on something!

 

P.P.P.S. – By the way, the place where I am now, doesn’t have an Internet connection, either, as said in the previous post, and which explains the time and date at the top of the last two posts.

Music, Movies and Joblessness!

(Originally published on December 11, 2008 at 10:31 p.m.)

As I start typing out another post, I’m beginning to wonder if I’m getting on your nerves, but then I take solace in the fact that you have the choice to shut out this page, or worse, just scroll down and comment for the heck of it.

 

Carolisa Monteiro’s mesmerising voice in Phir Dekhiye is playing in the background, and I’m sitting on my first-ever computer chair after a long while- the actual length I can’t seem to remember. This blue chair is nice, lets me stretch my back, although it creaks now, thanks to ageing. Ah! The song’s over. It’s Farhan Akhtar’s... erm... once-fresh voice that’s being heard now, in Pichle Saat Dinon Mein. Rock On had one brilliant soundtrack, and two reviews for the movie from Dela and Lefty come to mind. Interesting they were. I still haven’t seen the movie- and judging by the reviews I’ve got from various sources, I get the feeling this SRK fan might like it, and earn a few more scoffs and scowls from the people who’ll probably jump to comment on this post now itself. I seriously wonder if we do need to take our brains to movies, at least, Hindi movies. I agree that the times they are a changin’, but there’s been enough evidence and experience in the past for us not to! I’ve grown up enjoying David Dhawan no-brainers and SRK entertainers, and I guess that’s exactly what we try to do when we go to the movies- try to put aside one’s issues and have a good time. But starting this debate does put my existence at risk, and I agree the latest David Dhawan movies are utter embarrassments, and Priyadarshan has lost it after Hera Pheri.

 

A conversation with a long-lost friend over movies did raise a valid point, by the way. Gone are the days when one could go out on a free Saturday night to watch the last show of a movie with the family-not a single movie now comes without moments where you’d wish you simply disappear from your seat when that non-veg joke was cracked, or when that item number began, or worse, the actor starts doing an Emraan Hashmi. These moments, resulting in an awkward shuffling in the seat, uncomfortable silences, sudden pretence of getting a phone call, or plain staring at the feet, aren’t exactly pleasurable experiences, and are definitely not memorable! The song that just finished playing was Haule Haule from SRK’s next, Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi, and I must say, it’s a charming little number, and the music right at the start, is very catchy. Anyway, I was talking about uncomfortable situations at the movies, and one thing jumps up to mind. The last three movies I saw with Ma, Pa and Big B in a theatre, were Salaam Namaste, Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna, and Fanaa- all of whom had their fair share of scenes which made me do one of the aforementioned, apart from the third, as I didn’t have a cell-phone then. Lucky Big B. I remember breaking into a loud laugh when Jaaved Jaffrey, in his legendary role in Salaam Namaste, commented “Short-term mammaries, huh?” (sic). I was busy laughing to notice my parents staring at me, until Big B pinched me, signalling to stop. The silence after the movie wasn’t fun, trust me. When I was watching Dostana with Lefty, I was silently very pleased that I hadn’t forced my unwritten clause at home to watch every single Karan Johar movie with the family! The film industry would like to say that they’ve matured and are making more realistic movies to explain such moments, but it pains me to think that apart from Sooraj Barjatya movies, which I wouldn’t exactly like to spend two hundred-odd rupees and three-plus hours on for crying, movies worth watching with the family are very rare nowadays. I almost feel sad that I saw Khosla Ka Ghosla alone, and Taare Zameen Par only with Big B and his friends. But, to be honest, I can’t just blame the present lot of filmmakers- Qurbani was playing the other night when Mom and I were in Noida, and I could only hum the songs while peering hard into the laptop, avoiding a scantily-clad Zeenat Aman on the television screen.

 

My playlist has gone way ahead, meanwhile, going past a haunting Mar Jawaan from Fashion, a catchy Ride It from Jay Sean’s new album, and another catchy, but rather long-drawn, Tu Hi Meri Dost Hai from Yuvvraaj. The track playing now is another nice one from Fashion, Kuch Khaas Hai. I’ve come to hear all these pretty late. I guess some of you must be wondering what I’m doing listening and talking about these now-stale songs, or just giving me that baansi khabar look! I’ve just gone past one page on Microsoft Word again, with the word count past 800 and inching towards 1000 for the third post in a row- a feat which I barely am able to complete half of, when writing for the magazine! Darn... another post which will force me to give a few hmph’s. Hmph.

 

Hope you’ve enjoyed my playlist so far- I tend to play Bollywood music at home, more diplomatic! I can’t go around playing Black Sabbath or Dire Straits at full volume, now! Plus, I love it when Mom loves a song and starts humming along- with, more often than not, the wrong lyrics! I love it, too, when my aunt says she loves listening to the music, and then falls asleep! Khuda Jaane, from, needless to say, Bachna Ae Haseeno had finished playing before Jaaniye from Dus Kahaniyaan started- bustling number, this one. Separating this into paragraphs is going to be a tough job; so is waiting for an Internet connection 40 kilometres away, to publish this. I seriously don’t know why I’m going to publish this post; I just don’t have anything better to do than type away, now! Just hope that isn’t bugging you, and preventing you from enjoying your holidays/ preparing for your exams/ doing anything else, in any way. If I have managed to waste five minutes of your precious time with my incessant blabbering, I beg your pardon, and hope to serve you, oh dear reader, better with my next offering, which considering my present frequency, shouldn’t be too far away! I think I’ll sign off now, with Kahin To Hogi Woh from Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na playing, and Phir Dekhiye queued up once again, before I set out for a good night’s sleep. So long!

 

P.S. - You might as well thank me if I’ve given you a nice song to hum for the rest of your day- or the next. Or you might as well pat yourself on the back for having heard- and hummed for a day, maybe- all of the tracks on my playlist! I wonder if this belongs on this page but can’t help typing- J .