Showing posts with label Bhawan Days. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bhawan Days. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

What It Is

One of the many things that living in R for a little over two years has taught me is the art of eating paranthas. Growing up to my own food whims at home, the tomato ketchup was stormily avoided, and curd regarded as a spoiler, thanks to the logic that curdling being a process of bacterial growth, dahi wouldn’t form an ideal combine with Sunday morning’s hot, fresh stuffed breads. And I’d always hated the chip-chip oily feeling in my hands after having the ones with butter spread all over. It might be the desperation for half-decent food here, or a more abstract maturing of the taste buds, but I’ve begun to accept, and even cherish, these methods of devouring paranthas, apart from the ketchup, of course, which I still believe is an integral part of an evil alien conspiracy to take over the planet. Of course, like any other learning experience, I’ve burnt my hands in this endeavour, too- more often than not, literally. But, getting it right is a most satisfying feeling, and like most such wonderful feelings, extremely short for you to recall perfectly. While sipping a Dew Shikanji in the canteen earlier in the night, I thought for long about how I’d got it right ten days ago with Dela’s favourite cheese paranthas. It was probably the curd tinged with chaat masala that made the difference- a luxury not afforded in the canteen. The thought process took so long that the paranthas went cold, and the butter refused to melt. The drink was still satisfactory, though. After hearing the gory story of how Ravindra’s Shikanji (Lemonade) was, and is continued to be made, I was quite hesitant for a long while. But the love affair that started way back in mah first month in the insti with the Kshitij recruitment treat at Ganga canteen with Sprite Shikanji, refused to go down meekly, and I’ve been regularly downing various variations of the same lately due to the prevailing weather conditions.

It’s getting more and more irritatingly sultry here- a sort of weather which is a way of life back in Visakhapatnam, but a rarity in R. That’s made the classrooms a favourite, strangely, with all on the second floor of the Electrical department being air-conditioned. So much so, that the one-hour gaps in the afternoons between elective lectures and laboratory sessions are now preferred to be spent in the confines of the lecture halls, rather than Nescafe’s booths. The first-years, meanwhile, have caught on to Nescafe like Veronica Lodge to the latest lipstick flavour. Hordes of random freshmen and women pass by daily, with now-almost unsurprisingly bad manners, best summarised by the quip- “Bhaiya, yahan Coke nahi milta? Ye kaisa Nescafe hai?” We surprisingly managed to find a few with much better sense- and manners- at the recruitments for the magazine from the two first-year fortresses.

That consequently included my first and, in all probability arising from commonsense, last visit to a girls’ hostel. I’ve always wondered if living there is even half as close to how living in Rajendra and Azad has been, and part of that unfortunately came true as many young ladies passed by in their night-suits, which forced me to restrict myself to the lounge lest I feel further embarrassed. I politely refused a chance to visit the Nightingale’s Nest last semester and am sure I’ll be less circumspect if by the greatest of Improbability Multiplications I get another pass- the sight of flowery curtains and stick-it notes in a few guys’ rooms is sickening enough for me; I’m not sure I’ll be able to bear almost an entire hostel like that. As soon as I typed that last line, I turned to my tablecloths to notice they both had flower patterns on them, and so does my bedspread. But, I scarcely mind that, and, to be honest, I love it as it reminds me of Ma, as does the empty jar of laddus. The little hair gel box Pa had bought is glanced at, too, as it goes on in its annual dust-catching procedure. I find it almost weird to have my room arranged really well, but Pa’s words of a man being a good manager for others only when he can manage his own things comes to mind. My tennis racquets lie outside catching dust, too. A short session with the newly-turned sophomores a fortnight ago made me feel I’d discovered my touch again, especially with the Justine Henin-inspired single-fisted backhand. But, I was to be laid low soon by an injured toe, crushing daydreams about representing the insti at the 2012 Sports Meet, which might as well be held here. But that’s OK.


P.S.- I thought it isn't worth a mention after Dela's post on reaching the milestone, but, I shamelessly admit, that after counting four deleted posts, this is my half-century on the blogosphere- and I'm not even halfway through my time in R! I'm definitely the Shahid Afridi of R's bloggers- and you can guess why I chose that certain batsman and not any other dasher!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Only buy Rainbow-brand locks

A mushroom burger is being greedily dug into, when its beholder is rudely disturbed by Klaus Badelt's "He's a Pirate" ringing away shamelessly from his cellphone. I pick up the phone, to be gleefully informed by Dela that efforts were underway to break open my lock, and ransack my room. I slip the phone back into my pocket slowly, and after finishing off the burger like only a first-order glutton can, imagine the horrors possibly being inflicted upon my abode. The bland yellow walls may be adorned in Pepsodent toothpaste, the sober floor in water and leftover Holi colours, the bed rummaged beyond recognition with my very own clothes, which would probably need another dose of ironing. This was going to be bad. I gulped, made a call to Mom, and ordered a Tooti-Frooti. A decently full stomach would probably help digest the carnage better, I thought.


Bhawan days are inappropriate names given to hostel nights, where the hostel celebrates its annually-changing birthday, apparently. Azad's 2009 edition was ebulliently named "Jai Ho!", and two huge flexes were put up to inform passers-by of the same. The guy who suggested the name got a 2-gigabyte USB drive. Talk about the lame game! Now, some years ago, when the whole idea of such gigs was mooted, some over-excited hooligans probably decided to make the occasion even more memorable by decorating the rooms of the residents, like the rest of the Bhawan is. Now, they quite possibly couldn't have found confetti, colourful lights and other such decoratives and thus, very ingeniously, decided to do so with whatever they could find on the spot- boot polish, toothpaste, markers, soaps and shampoo gladly obliged. This tradition went on smoothly, with most finding it less thuggish and more cool, leading to it becoming an integral part of such occasions' celebrations, apart from getting facials and manicures, giving good ol' Govinda's dressing sense some stiff competition, embarrassing oneself on stage, and openly flaunting one's relationship status/ popularity quotient.


AP came along as I trudged back to my room, to offer me moral support in case I broke down on seeing my room's probable condition. I'd made Dela a worried call before we left Civil Lines for my room, and it didn't sound good at all. To be precise, it sounded bad. Real bad. I reached the beginning to my corridor to see debris of a wall scattered in front of my room, floating in the quickly-evaporating coloured water. I took a deep breath, gathered all my courage and mental strength and took heavy steps towards G-104, to find a world of colourful messages on my door. The lock wasn't broken- the room wasn't opened! I heaved a sigh of relief, shouted at the top of my voice and jumped high into the air, exchanging triumphant high-fives with it. Just to make sure, I went around to the other side, to check if that side was broken into, and the answer was negative again! AP went back, and I continued jumping around cock-a-hoop. Coming back to my senses, I came around to reading all that was written on and around my door. My eyes went to the left at the very end, where in an emboldened box, was written with Life boy soap and a Reynolds marker- "Read this first: If we don't get into your room, then nobody does!"...


A master in need, is a baster indeed. Thank you, Dela, for finally deciding to go to the hallowed city of Chandigarh, again.


P.S.- It is a bloody brilliant lock. Sorry, again, for the broken hammer, Scuttling Shuttler.


P.P.S.- I know who was and who wasn't there. Thanks for the heads-up, all the same, everybody.


Footnote- A baster in need, is a master indeed.


(Late edit) 1:22 p.m. A ten-rupee note, a classy application and a loud, valiant battle later, I'm finally back to G-104. Thank you, again, Dela. Also, thanks to the Sassy Sage for pen, paper and green paper.